Nostradamnus all!!

10 10 11 11 12 12, no folks these are not the newest winning numbers to powerball, they are the dates that Senor Damus and the Mayans have concluded will be the end of time as we know it, now I remember when it was the year 2000 that was supposed to be the end of all things and my 6th grade yearbook claimed I spoke the words "Yeah my family has stocked up on canned baked beans". I would just like to make it clear that I never professed any such thing!! Libel.. As the years of the two zero's go on more and more stories have arisen claiming that the end is near according to the Bible, The National Enquirer and ancient Calendars of years past. Also more and more movies have been produced about the conviction, "The Day after Tomorrow", "2012", "Apocolyptica", "Maid in Manhattan" is anybody else worried here?? I know a few people that keep telling me 'well if it's the end it's the end and we won't be here anymore to worry about it', THATS HORRIBLE!! Also if it's the end then why don't we all just stop paying our bills and working on our hot bods and just live it up like Fat Joe and Will Smith!! Well here are the facts kids, Nostradamus was a prophet, that looked as though he was passing kidney stones, that has predicted many of the disasters that have already taken place. Such as, The Taking of the Bastille, Hitler, 9-11, Hurricane Katrina and of course Armageddon. Now personally I have read some of these predictions and he sounds like a mix between Edgar Allen Poe and that one Hobo that lives under an overpass and drives a golden shopping cart. But it's not just him, it's propaganda , it's religious terrorism, it's those damn scientists with their telescopes, alien wet dreams and dust particles (don't ask). Back to the numbers, well the question of mass terror is  what happens after 12/12/12 at probably 12:12, well I'll tell you where I'll be, I'll be sitting in my Grandpa's bomb shelter blacked out cracked out smacked out surrounded by stuffed animals and my canned baked beans and I'm going to have Black Beauty playing on repeat. I guess we're supposed to wait? So should I stop paying my bills now orrrr what's the deal? Well my good pally pal gave me her 6 cents and explained to me what she saw on a documentary is that since the time of Jesus Christo, we have been in a Piscean sky, and in the year 2012 we will be shifting over into a different sky. Is that seriously it? Because I just saw about 23 different websites that had a countdown going on. Not to mention John Cusack probably hasn't gotten out of his character from that movie thinking he's got the whole thing pegged, well screw you John CUSACK, if we're going down, you and your radio are going down with us! I guess there is also the rumored possibility that the world itself will not end but there will be a huge change, like the end of our economy and life as we now know it to be. So for example if you've seen "The Book of Eli", something like that could happen, and if this is the case do we all get sexy tattered outfits and Ray-Bans? Because that's cool I could totally pull that off, although in a world of crisis and despair I just know I'd be one of those anonymous henchmen that fall into a black hole in the very beginning, I'm just not that well-coordinated. There are so many opinions that fall over such a wide spectrum, such as those that have already gone into hiding in church basements, those with a beatlesque "Let it be" psyche and those that don't even know what day it is today and don't care, and in your cases just keep playing your World of Witchcraft or whatever that is.So now I'm here left thinking sooo why all the Doomsday banter? Is it so people lose sleep having nightmares about falling off the earth because an airplane hit another airplane and then landing in a cave that looks like the inside of a fake leg and smells worse, and then will eventually have to go on a sleep aid and be doped up for life? God... the nerve of some people... fake limbs smell terrible... Have I really just been a victim of glue sniffer scallywags? It wouldn't be the first time. And the internet isn't exactly the greatest place to get the down-low unless you want the down-down low- low strippers with polio kind of facts...So wherever you are on the spectrum of the ostensible end, my advice would be to get off the spectrum completely and Run home Charlie! Run home and don't stop until you get there!