Your mom is made in China

I think I just discovered what the plot of what Mission Impossible 7 should be: picture this Tom Cruise all sweaty, nipples hard  and going into Banana Republic going through rack after rack of clothes, close up to his dilated pupils and he sheds a single tear then move down to his quivering mouth and he quietly says"...My god....it's all made in...in...China...". Well if it is just being brought to your attention that nearly everything that can be sold essentially is made in Asia, then someone needs to give you a purple nurple or just punch you in the temple. For years now China has grabbed the U.S by the ballios and has been making a killing making everything, and for incredibly cheap. They're making an incredible profit because they use shoddy materials and sometimes they'll even throw in some led or diethylene glycol, suprise! that barbie's flammable too!  This all was brought to my attention when my beautiful stubborn as mule mother began boycotting chinese made products, not only has she made it abundantly clear to our family that she won't buy from China but if we're in a store she'll go an octave higher while saying to the store clerk "I don't buy chinese products". Being that the coconut doesn't fall far from the palm tree, I have also been keeping my ojo's open while seeing where the things I buy are made. I guarantee 90%(if not more) of the things in your home are from China or Indonesia or Korea or Taiwan etc. Now it wasn't too long ago that Americans could be proud to say they were from USA, we were the number one country in the world, we had our shizzle togizzle,  we were importing and exporting like Vandalay industries, job opportunities were fruitful, and people named "Snooki" weren't famous, needless to say business was booming, and people actually cared about the Dow and Nasdaq because it wasn't such a joke. Now you can say tomato about how we went downhill and I can say clamato but the fact of the matter is we went down like a hooker trying to get out of a ticket. And we somehow ended up in the lap of China. They make everything and when I say everything I mean they make it all from toilets to graham crackers. Next time you're in a parking lot just take a look at all the Hyundai's, Toyota's, Kia's, Suzuki's and Shitzu's.  Now when you become like me and start looking at the tags, you'll see the companies are trying to pull the wool over our eyes and say things like "assembled in USA" so then it's like "oh ok so now you're bringing the chinese puzzle pieces over and having the mexicans put them together here" sorry Kemosabe try again. Do you guys remember the fabled stimulus bill well it kind of backfired a little something like this, Obama gave money back to people that went and bought a bunch of shit to "stimulate" our economy, I know what you're thinking it sounds smart and it sounds sexual. Well it would've been smart except for everything that was bought was brought to you by CHINA. So we actually just stimulated their economy to the point of blue balls. And it's not even just the fact that we're helping their economy, they're emitting poisons into all these things we buy. Toothpaste made with a chemical also put in antifreeze, lead in children's toys, wheat gluten in dog food that was contaminated with melamene. With all due respect to Asia, but it's a filthy continent that is wayyyy overpopulated and must just have disease chillin at your neighborhood grocery store, and I said with all due respect, but it's scary and I don't even think there is a book over there in which to follow. It's been said it's a dog eat dog world and they take it seriously over there, like they eat dog and sparrow and things I didn't even know existed. I mean don't you think it's sad that our fancy ipods and espresso machines were most likely made by an 11 year old with a fly-on-face problem? I think it's a crying shame because I also don't think anything will change, because when your at Target buying bowls your going to buy the cheaper bowls. Or if you're shopping and you have enough money to either buy one nice French Connection blouse or 5 from Forever 21, unfortunately you're most likely going to go skank it up at F21 where the smell of pleather is so thick you can cut it with a butter knife. That brings me to a whole other enchilada, even good named brands, expensive brands, are having their things made in effing china!!? I'm sure as hell not buying a pair of heels for 180 U.S dollhairs that were made in Indo for 50,000 rupiahs ($2). Since when did quantity rudely replace quality? I want names and addresses and then I want about 100 dozens of eggs. Seriously we're loading the guns ourselves, providing the red blindfold and lighting our own damn cigarettes. I want everyone that reads this to go a few days without buying anything from china, not to be  trying to boycott anything but just so you can see the madness for yourselves. Become aware son! It's coo I promise